30 Nov 2005 news piece entitled players wanted casinos online

What are you doing? Why the heck are you reading this? There are plenty of good online casinos out there for you to play at, and what are you doing? You're reading. Reading is one of the most constructive activities in the world, but when you're doing it at the expense of potential winnings at an online casino, especially spending that time reading it at of all sites an online casinos site, well, it calls into question your whole loyalty to online casinos gambling. Are you just going to stand by and watch online casinos worth billions of dollars go under because you aren't willing to stop reading this article and place a five dollar bet?

Wow, you're still reading this after a full paragraph told you to stop doing so. What is it with people who like to read and online casinos sites? They'd rather read than gamble. What kind of self-respecting gambler reads more than he or she gambles...it's just...it's unthinkable. It's unconscionable. You're making the programmers poor, that's what you're doing! They spend hours, years, developing these online casinos sites and the software and games for them, and what do you prefer to do? Read! You're reading! Meanwhile, some corporate executive in some suite at some Gibraltar business complex or at a resort in Antigua can't afford another daiquiri because you'd rather read about online casinos than play games at them.

Aren't you feeling guilty, making millionaires miss out on getting your money at online casinos? Moreover, aren't you worried that you won't join their ranks because you prefer to read about online casinos rather than play games at them? Online casinos give you many chances, and many bonuses, which can help you win a prize or jackpot which could change your life forever. You know, you can't win at online casinos games if you don't play them. What're you going to do?